YIKES!! And Boldly stolen from Gary

Looks like Pam has been taken out of the
deep freeze, and her face thawed...
slowly melting downward...
I'm running the other direction quickly!
Ewwwwww

You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

Genius? No way.
Calculating, yes..but not to the extreme
;-)

V A C A T I O N !!

This Gem I found on the door indicating
"Women's Restroom"
I guess I can see that...
More appropriately would be labeled:
"Drag Queens and Women's Restroom"
Show at 11pm
Ha!

Totally Stolen Joke!

Thanks to Magpie

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?'

No,' replies the greeter, 'I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.'

Ice glaciers erupt on Enceladus,
the inner moon of Saturn

Just thought this was a cool photo to share with you all.
I am ready for the cool winds of Fall,
and even Winter.
Bring it on!
It has been way too hot here in the South.
My love life is in the dirt lately.
It is too hard to meet a genuinely nice, decent man.
All of you are already taken!
(or across the pond) :-)
Enjoy the photo and your day.
I've been a lazy blogger, but hang in there with me!

WOW

Can one photo tell one hundred stories?
I have a few of my own "personal stories" about Adrien Grenier...
If I could create the sexiest man alive
He is who I would create!
Since I am now looking for a handsome, sexy man to date,
why not shoot for the stars?
HA!
Finding the right combination of sexiness and personality
is a tall order.
Let's just admit it..
yes, looks ARE important.
But so is your character.
It is so hard to find the right balance of each in one person.
I've been on a few dates recently,
and believe me married people...
Being single is complicated.
You may wish at times you were single,
But the dating scene is much harder the older you are.
Believe me, it goes to another level past 30.
(Sorry to tell you, new 30 year olds!)
Okay, now that I have sufficiently depressed anyone
reading this blog post....
Keep The Faith!
Your Man or Woman is out there waiting for you..
I believe my future husband is out there, somewhere..

My Cat is an Alien

The transparent eyes are a dead giveaway...
These days Gracie is living outdoors during the daytime
and comes to the front door around 11pm
waiting to be let indoors
to sleep with me.
Any other alien animals out there?
;-)

Rainbows across Norway

This is a beautiful catch of multiple rainbows across Norway.
I tried and tried to embed a video from Youtube, and it never worked.
The video was a live version of Carrie Underwood
singing Guns n Roses "Sweet Child O'Mine"
I came upon it by accident, and was totally
blown away that she actually pulled it off!

Yea! I finally got the video. Hang in with her for the fist minute...then BAM!



And now to compare it to Sheryl Crow's version:

Time for Funny/Scary Images

How does this little baby know what I'm thinking?

I'm just a little confused here..
What exactly is IN that bottle?
And who is supposed to wear it?
I would be WAY too embarrassed to buy this perfume..

Oookkaay...ummm...what the...?
Kelly Osbourne must live in a cave.
How does she stay so bright white?

I say Tom needs a little slap on the wrist with my ruler ;-) And by little, I mean huge ------------------------------>>>

Love Down the Drain (shout out to Phil for the title)

Love has gone down the drain...
I would like the support of my blogger friends now.
I experienced a nasty violent outburst from
a man I thought was genuinely kind, fun-loving and personable.
I am very sad to say that I found out otherwise.
Why tell you?
Because I need all of the support I can get.
I am grateful for the love I experienced with this man,
but I can now clearly see he is not the man he presented to me.
He sees all of the "sacrifices" he made to me was because he loved me.
I never asked for nor desired the "sacrifices" he speaks of.
I believe he is re-living his past girlfriend experiences
that have gone sour.
I choose to detach myself from such a person and experience.
Please let me know of your experiences if indeed you have experienced one..
I feel baffled.

Ha Ha Ha..

Courtesy of tmz.com
That is Jack Osbourn on the left , and the caveman on the right.
Need I say anymore?
;-)

Tag....I'm IT!

"Each player lists 8 facts/habits about themselves. " Thanks?? Grunt!
~1 I weigh myself every day to make sure I don't turn into a giant cow!
~2 Whenever I have to climb or descend stairs, I have to count them
~3 I have a ritual of cleansing and moisturizing my face before I can go to bed...even if it is 4am when I return home.
~4 I cannot go to bed until it is at least midnight...I'm a night owl for sure
~5 My cat Gracie sleeps in the bed with me (most of the time)
~6 I could watch all of the Jason Bourne movies without getting tired of them
~7 I've probably seen every Andy Griffith show ever made
~ 8 I long to find the man I am meant to spend the rest of my life with.

Iridescent Cloud

Just a nice picture of an iridescent cloud.
Needed to get rid of the Sadness photo.
Time to move on.
Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
I could use them!
Dirty or clean...I don't care.
Just make me laugh :-)

OOPS
Just remembered I have 2 tags to do..
Grunt and Green, I'll do them next!!

Sadness

(photo from Flikr, NOT me)
Looks like I won't be finishing the birthday story.
Tom and I ended our relationship this past Sunday.
I don't feel like writing about my birthday celebration at this time.
I will follow this post with 2 tags I have been requested
to participate in.
Thankfully, I have been quite busy this week with work, and
haven't had too much time to re-live the details of our split.
C'est la vie

Every Day Is A Lonely Night

I need to share what Tom and I did on my birthday..but I can't get this song out of my head..We started the evening with a wonderful Thai dinner at Thai Emerald.
I wish they had a website I could link you to.
Our song for the day was from the following video, then I'll explain why....enjoy

"I Want You to Find Peace, and I Want You to Find Joy"

In the words of soul singer James Brown:
Good God Almighty!
I could barely believe my eyes when I saw this photo
of Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner.
I was never a fan of her or her ex-husband,
but anyone who can have such faith, hope and joy
when they are suffering such a horrible disease
is TOPS in my book.
She is 65 years old, and weighs one pound for each year of her life.
More power to ya, Tammy Faye

Ring of Fire...And It's My Birthday!

Okay..so it's not a ring of fire as Johnny Cash spoke of...
It's an Auroral Ring.
From this perspective, the curtains of green light
seemed to hover above the Fall trees..
The ring was actually approximately 100 kilometers above the trees.

And YES!
It's my birthday today!
I will share with you what Tom and I did to celebrate...
Okay, maybe not ALL of the sordid details..
;-)

Alien Invasion? And Moodring CD

Cool lenticular cloud captured over Wyoming..
These layered clouds are typically formed by high winds over rugged terrain, and particularly apparent when few other clouds are in the sky

On a totally unrelated note, I ordered the Third of Never Moodring CD
from CDBaby, and received the coolest order confirmation email EVER!


"Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, June 25th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh..."

--
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little store with the best new independent music
http://cdbaby.com cdbaby@cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

Put on a Happy Face

This is the Martian crater Galle.
A large meteor impacted the surface of Mars,
creating internal markings reminiscent of a smiley face.

Go ahead...try not to crack a smile when you look at it!
;-)

And, in case anyone is curious...
I decided I would go ahead and use Kayla instead of KJ.
The way I figure it, old bf will find me on Blogger if he hasn't already.

Space Shuttle Atlantis Plume

Cool smoke plume from the launch of Space Shuttle Atlantis
June 8, 2007

Persian Rice and Will Rogers...What? You're looking as though the two have nothing in common?!

While I was on vacation recently, I made one HELL of a pot of steamed Persian rice. This photo is from the bottom of the large pot and is very crunchy rice.
The steamed rice cooks on top of this piece (inverted) and turns out very light and fluffy...not sticky. That is, IF you do it right!
Ha..I've done it wrong many times.
Crush and dilute a little saffron and pour over the top of the steamed rice and it makes a lovely dish.
All you ever wanted to know about making rice, right??
;-)

Must now include obligatory photo of Will Rogers.
Can you guess what city/state I'm in?

Had to Move My Blog Yet Again!

Hello friends,
I had to move my blog...long story that I won't get into right now.
I will be posting soon. Please come back and visit!