Just a nice picture of an iridescent cloud.
Needed to get rid of the Sadness photo.
Time to move on.
Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
I could use them!
Dirty or clean...I don't care.
Just make me laugh :-)
OOPS
Just remembered I have 2 tags to do..
Grunt and Green, I'll do them next!!
Needed to get rid of the Sadness photo.
Time to move on.
Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
I could use them!
Dirty or clean...I don't care.
Just make me laugh :-)
OOPS
Just remembered I have 2 tags to do..
Grunt and Green, I'll do them next!!
13 comments:
The cloud looks like a hand reaching out of the sky.
hugs
Good cloud - I saw my first ever sundog the other week!!!
Mmm, joke, OK - Someone complimented me on my driving the other day! They left a note on my windscreen saying parking fine, so that was nice. :]
P.S. I spoke to Lindzy Pinzy and she said to say "Hi!" :)
Guy walks in to a bar. Behind the bar is a very pretty lady and a sign that reads: Hamburgers- $1.50
Cheeseburgers- $2.00
Handjobs-$5.00
The guy goes up to the Bartendress and asks "Are you the one who does the hand jobs?" She says with a big smile "I sure am". "Well, could you go wash your hands, I'd like a cheeseburger please".....
Yesterday, I dropped my cell phone on the floor of my car. I reached down to get it, the guy in front of me slammed on his brakes for the light, and I rear-ended him. He gets out of the car, and he's a Dwarf. Walks back to my car, I put the window down, he sticks his head in and says "I'm not Happy". I ask, "Well which one are you?".
Hey Kayla, take as long as you need to do the silly tag. What's more important is getting yourself right after your split, physically, emotionally, and spiritually.
Here is the last joke I posted on my blog, which you might have missed.
Enjoy.
IU FOOTBALL that's the biggest joke I know! haha :)
How is UAB going to be?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, you know.the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Great picture Kayla :-)
Here's a Little Billy Joke
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triplescoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your way of thinking."
Hey Kayla,
My guybestfriend told me the best joke the other night and I can't think of it! I hate that.
If it makes you feel better, my daughter just looked at your yahoo avatar and said "Wow,she's really pretty."
:)
--snow
I will post something tomorrow that will cheer you up, believe me ;)
very pretty pic!
moving on is good. all in due time.
Hi Lori,
Cool! I hadn't thought of the pic
that way.
Thanks for the hugs.
Hi Dogga,
MMMM..sounds like a ticket to me!
Ouch
Hello to Lindzy Pindzy as well!
Hey Buffalo,
I've heard the first joke, but the second one is hilarious!
Good Joke Green!
I do remember reading that on your blog..thanks!
Hi Phats,
UAB will most likely be a joke this year as well...but I remain a faithful fan as I will be attending all of the home games in the box.
Hi Boo!
I LOVE that joke!
I've already sent it to several
friends an family members
Hello Sweet Phil,
HA! I love the little Biily joke!
P.S. I like the way YOU think!
Hey Snow,
Thanks!
That does mean a lot that your girl thinks my avatar is pretty!
Hi JLee,
Whoa! A Hunk A Hunk of burning love, YEAH! Marcus is HOT
May his pants stay off forever!
Hi Celeste,
Thank you...moving onward is the only choice..wise words.
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