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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?'
No,' replies the greeter, 'I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.'
Ice glaciers erupt on Enceladus,
the inner moon of Saturn
Just thought this was a cool photo to share with you all.
I am ready for the cool winds of Fall,
and even Winter.
Bring it on!
It has been way too hot here in the South.
My love life is in the dirt lately.
It is too hard to meet a genuinely nice, decent man.
All of you are already taken!
(or across the pond) :-)
Enjoy the photo and your day.
I've been a lazy blogger, but hang in there with me!
Can one photo tell one hundred stories?
I have a few of my own "personal stories" about Adrien Grenier...
If I could create the sexiest man alive
He is who I would create!
Since I am now looking for a handsome, sexy man to date,
why not shoot for the stars?
HA!
Finding the right combination of sexiness and personality
is a tall order.
Let's just admit it..
yes, looks ARE important.
But so is your character.
It is so hard to find the right balance of each in one person.
I've been on a few dates recently,
and believe me married people...
Being single is complicated.
You may wish at times you were single,
But the dating scene is much harder the older you are.
Believe me, it goes to another level past 30.
(Sorry to tell you, new 30 year olds!)
Okay, now that I have sufficiently depressed anyone
reading this blog post....
Keep The Faith!
Your Man or Woman is out there waiting for you..
I believe my future husband is out there, somewhere..
