Time for Funny/Scary Images

How does this little baby know what I'm thinking?

I'm just a little confused here..
What exactly is IN that bottle?
And who is supposed to wear it?
I would be WAY too embarrassed to buy this perfume..

Oookkaay...ummm...what the...?
Kelly Osbourne must live in a cave.
How does she stay so bright white?

I say Tom needs a little slap on the wrist with my ruler ;-) And by little, I mean huge ------------------------------>>>

Love Down the Drain (shout out to Phil for the title)

Love has gone down the drain...
I would like the support of my blogger friends now.
I experienced a nasty violent outburst from
a man I thought was genuinely kind, fun-loving and personable.
I am very sad to say that I found out otherwise.
Why tell you?
Because I need all of the support I can get.
I am grateful for the love I experienced with this man,
but I can now clearly see he is not the man he presented to me.
He sees all of the "sacrifices" he made to me was because he loved me.
I never asked for nor desired the "sacrifices" he speaks of.
I believe he is re-living his past girlfriend experiences
that have gone sour.
I choose to detach myself from such a person and experience.
Please let me know of your experiences if indeed you have experienced one..
I feel baffled.

Ha Ha Ha..

Courtesy of tmz.com
That is Jack Osbourn on the left , and the caveman on the right.
Need I say anymore?
;-)

Tag....I'm IT!

"Each player lists 8 facts/habits about themselves. " Thanks?? Grunt!
~1 I weigh myself every day to make sure I don't turn into a giant cow!
~2 Whenever I have to climb or descend stairs, I have to count them
~3 I have a ritual of cleansing and moisturizing my face before I can go to bed...even if it is 4am when I return home.
~4 I cannot go to bed until it is at least midnight...I'm a night owl for sure
~5 My cat Gracie sleeps in the bed with me (most of the time)
~6 I could watch all of the Jason Bourne movies without getting tired of them
~7 I've probably seen every Andy Griffith show ever made
~ 8 I long to find the man I am meant to spend the rest of my life with.

Iridescent Cloud

Just a nice picture of an iridescent cloud.
Needed to get rid of the Sadness photo.
Time to move on.
Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
I could use them!
Dirty or clean...I don't care.
Just make me laugh :-)

OOPS
Just remembered I have 2 tags to do..
Grunt and Green, I'll do them next!!

Sadness

(photo from Flikr, NOT me)
Looks like I won't be finishing the birthday story.
Tom and I ended our relationship this past Sunday.
I don't feel like writing about my birthday celebration at this time.
I will follow this post with 2 tags I have been requested
to participate in.
Thankfully, I have been quite busy this week with work, and
haven't had too much time to re-live the details of our split.
C'est la vie