Only fair to show a pic of me too

Only this is an earlier photo of me helping a friend
show her jewelry at the Greek festival.
I looked through the Christmas photos,
and there were very few of me.
And not too good.
So, this is from around October.
Can you see which one I am?

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!

I promised I wouldn't name her...
I told my friend I wanted a picture of her, and she turned her little elf butt
to the camera!
I said NO! I want a photo of your face. Turn around!
She then proceeded to shake her ass, so I did the proper
thing and took a photo of it! hehe
Hope you all had a lovely Christmas and New Year.
Send me your funny stories!

YIKES!! And Boldly stolen from Gary

Looks like Pam has been taken out of the
deep freeze, and her face thawed...
slowly melting downward...
I'm running the other direction quickly!
Ewwwwww

You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

What Color Crayon Are You?

Genius? No way.
Calculating, yes..but not to the extreme
;-)

V A C A T I O N !!

This Gem I found on the door indicating
"Women's Restroom"
I guess I can see that...
More appropriately would be labeled:
"Drag Queens and Women's Restroom"
Show at 11pm
Ha!

Totally Stolen Joke!

Thanks to Magpie

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?'

No,' replies the greeter, 'I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.'

Ice glaciers erupt on Enceladus,
the inner moon of Saturn

Just thought this was a cool photo to share with you all.
I am ready for the cool winds of Fall,
and even Winter.
Bring it on!
It has been way too hot here in the South.
My love life is in the dirt lately.
It is too hard to meet a genuinely nice, decent man.
All of you are already taken!
(or across the pond) :-)
Enjoy the photo and your day.
I've been a lazy blogger, but hang in there with me!

WOW

Can one photo tell one hundred stories?
I have a few of my own "personal stories" about Adrien Grenier...
If I could create the sexiest man alive
He is who I would create!
Since I am now looking for a handsome, sexy man to date,
why not shoot for the stars?
HA!
Finding the right combination of sexiness and personality
is a tall order.
Let's just admit it..
yes, looks ARE important.
But so is your character.
It is so hard to find the right balance of each in one person.
I've been on a few dates recently,
and believe me married people...
Being single is complicated.
You may wish at times you were single,
But the dating scene is much harder the older you are.
Believe me, it goes to another level past 30.
(Sorry to tell you, new 30 year olds!)
Okay, now that I have sufficiently depressed anyone
reading this blog post....
Keep The Faith!
Your Man or Woman is out there waiting for you..
I believe my future husband is out there, somewhere..